Just wanted to let everyone know that if they find me dead at some point in the near future it will likely be because everything I eat is expired. I am currently making biscuits that expired in February which I shall eat with eggs that expired in March and then I will polish it off with some peanut butter that expired in October. Just thought I should let someone know. Ya know, just in case.
Nice knowing ya
ReplyDeleteLuckily, foodstuffs generally won't hurt you later on, they'll just taste really stale. Still, I'll have DP look for you if you don't show up to a study group.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I opted for the not-yet-expired grapefruit juice yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAlso, please don't leave me your student loan in your will!