When Life Hands You a Lemon
Thursday, April 08, 2010
If They Find Me Dead
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Just wanted to let everyone know that if they find me dead at some point in the near future it will likely be because everything I eat is ex...
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Friday, December 25, 2009
Marry Christmas!
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In the spirit of Christmas, and because Mommacita refuses to post even on Christmas, I have decided to post a Christmas poem I wrote two ye...
Friday, September 25, 2009
Nice Jean Skirt!
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I was talking with DP last night and I was reminded of a conversation I witnessed many years ago at a certain longtime job of mine. LRD and ...
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Doth Mine Eyes Deceive Me?
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I'm pretty sure that I saw it. But sometimes you're walking across campus (or down a crowded street) and you see flashes that your b...
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Monday, July 27, 2009
Hearing Aids and Sweaty Butts
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A girl who had been struggling with a staph infection sat next to me in Sunday school. We'll call her Staphanie. The lesson had already ...
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Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Life of the Unemployed
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10:00 AM: Wake up. Realize that you don't have anything to do. Roll over. 11:00 AM: Wake up. Realize that you don't have anything t...
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Monday, April 06, 2009
Hanky, Anyone?
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My roommate uses a handkerchief. When he sneezes or needs to blow his nose, he rolls a little onto his hip to reach into his back pocket and...
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