Limericks

On Father's Day, we went to my dad's house far a family get-together. After most of the family had left, my two younger siblings, my dad and I stayed to play games. One of the games we played was limericks, in which each person writes one line of a limerick then passes the paper to the left. It's kind of exciting to see how something you wrote the first line for will turn out. And of course they end up having to do with one of two topics: fat and poop. Here are some examples. Names have been removed to protect the less guilty.

A girl once looked just like a pumpkin,
And she wasn't real smart--just a dumb thing.
But she one Halloween
Had an idea real keen:
Wear a girdle for making her rump thin!

He used to hold calves for castration,
A sacrifice for the whole nation.
But then one day he slipped
And his own self he nipped.
Now he trills in soprano vibration.

Although she ate three tons of ice cream,
She still held on tight to the crossbeam.
But she didn't do well
And finally fell
And let out a chocolatey poo-stream.

Whenever he went to the shops,
The salespeople heard some strange plops
They smelled a strange smell
And quickly could tell
They'd better go order more mops.

Backstory: We used to tease my little brother that he had a good friend named Carlita Monchata who tried to move away, so he hid her in his butt, mostly because we figured that someone with a butt that big had to have someone living in it.

When he started courting Carlita,
She was strangely obsessed with his seat-a.
She found it quite nice
Yet paid a dear price,
For she's stuck there for eternitita.

Try it with your family and see if you come up with anything cleaner.