Hearing Aids and Sweaty Butts
A girl who had been struggling with a staph infection sat next to me in Sunday school. We'll call her Staphanie. The lesson had already started, so we were forced to whisper a greeting.Staph: Hi!
Limon: Hey. How are you doing?
Staph: Eh. Groany sound. Um. Eh.
Limon: Well, you made it to church, so that's a good sign.
Staph: My butt is sweating.
Limon: Your butt is sweating?
Staph: (laughing hysterically but mostly silently)
Limon: (realizing that she did not say her butt was sweating, flipping through rolodex of possibilities) Your brother's wedding?
Staph: (laughing harder and less silently)
Limon: What? What did you say?
Staph: But it's spreading!
Limon: Oh, that's a relief.
Do I need hearing aids? Anyone else ever had a mishearing quite so awkward?
posted by Limon @ 6:54 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Not that I can think of!
This is hilarious. I think you win. So happy to see you blogging again! Heading back east anytime soon?!
Note to self. No mumbling around Limon.
So.. these last two posts are why i continue to check your blog every few months even if you only post once a year.. you are pretty freaking funny... how are you??
So I don't even know you but I stumbled upon your blog and you are hilarious! I'm glad I have your blog to enjoy my time at work!
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