If They Find Me Dead
Just wanted to let everyone know that if they find me dead at some point in the near future it will likely be because everything I eat is expired. I am currently making biscuits that expired in February which I shall eat with eggs that expired in March and then I will polish it off with some peanut butter that expired in October. Just thought I should let someone know. Ya know, just in case.
posted by Limon @ 2:01 PM
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3 Comments:
Nice knowing ya
Luckily, foodstuffs generally won't hurt you later on, they'll just taste really stale. Still, I'll have DP look for you if you don't show up to a study group.
I'm glad I opted for the not-yet-expired grapefruit juice yesterday.
Also, please don't leave me your student loan in your will!
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